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thankful for ganja.

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 01:52:41 -0500

thankful for ganja.

progress So, this probably isn’t good advice for me to...

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:19:07 -0500

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So, this probably isn’t good advice for me to give you guys. I’ve kinda been trying the no-eating thing, partially due to poverty, partially due to the fact that I’ve trained my body not to mind, and partially ‘cause life sorta sucks. But it has been working, though I don’t know how sustainably. I’m sure once I down a steak I’ll surely gain a good few lbs. But we’ll see how it goes. I’m not unhappy with it. I still give myself treats, believe me, I’m a stoner. I have a bowl of candy and eat a little bit and don’t beat myself up over how much, though it’s usually not over a handful or two. I’m sure I’m gonna look back on this time in my life when I’m over and go, “Shit, I really thought I could live off weed, cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs and nothing else.” I’ve never been one to live for tomorrow. It’s today, and it’s not bad. I don’t own a scale so I don’t know exactly how much weight I’ve lost, but I’m gonna ballpark around 10 lbs. I’ll keep up with healthy stonerfitness tips aswell soon <3

so sorry i've been such a lazy stoner with posts lately

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:11:44 -0500

you know how it is.

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Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:43:59 -0500

stonerfitness: To lose some quick weight and have fun, go to a...

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:09:34 -0500

stonerfitness:

To lose some quick weight and have fun, go to a rave! Taking ecstacy and/or molly creates a reaction in your body that makes you lose your appetite for a day or two. That weight loss is unsustainable on its own, but paired with keeping hydrated (above) and dancing your ass off with some whompage, i’ll be damned if you don’t wake up very happy with your body the next day. Facebook is the best place to find events like this in your area, but sites like ravelinks exist as well.

I have those adjustable dumbbells from Bow-flex, a bench, and a stand that lets me do body weight exercises. A hit to start then a full set, another hit and a full set. Three or four of these get the endorphins pumping from the effort and it meshes nicely with the thc. Feel really great afterwards.

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 14:52:37 -0500

Great idea! Motivate your sets by taking a hit in between, I like it! Thanks for the tip xx

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Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:28:58 -0500

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The very best albums to work out to

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 02:04:58 -0500

For exercise, music is crucial. There are two albums that really outshine others for good, motivating, just plain awesome music.

For fast cardio or other heart-rate-spiking workouts, it’s Cobra Starship’s Hot Mess.

Not to be confused with any of their lesser albums, these tracks are awesome for doing dance workouts or anything that requires you to move fast. Awesome beats and better lyrics.

For slower workouts like longboarding and biking, Kid CuDi’s Man On The Moon is fantastic.

Besides being the best album ever created, there has never been a better album for stoners to just feel fine…being them. With standouts like “Man on the Moon” and “Soundtrack to my Life” and the overplayed “Pursuit of Happiness”, this is a great album to cruise to. You better have this in your downloads queue already.

I really haven’t been eating enough for a toddle, much...

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:50:19 -0500

I really haven’t been eating enough for a toddle, much less a grown pot-smoking being.

Poverty & Stress, the miracle diet.

I’m glad I don’t own a scale.

katedanley: OWS_W2D2-0418 by pweiskel08 on Flickr. What They...

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:39:36 -0500

katedanley:

OWS_W2D2-0418 by pweiskel08 on Flickr.

What They did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world.

They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as They ran the world. I think They thought you were too dumb to notice.

Indeed, I thought They had won.

But I watched you occupy the capital of Wisconsin. I see you today as you occupy Wall Street. And I see a spark, a glimmer of the glorious new age that is yours. A changing of the guard, a guard that has stood for entirely too long and needs your young legs to take his place.

I watch you turn away from what is easy and stand up for what is right. I see you understand we as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. I see you wise beyond your years. And I am proud. Give ‘em hell, kids. You are beautiful.

Get involved. Nothing is so inspiring than witnessing it firsthand. It’s amazing.

One of the best places to stash your pot! (Though I suggest...

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:37:22 -0500

One of the best places to stash your pot! (Though I suggest going with a non-clear container.) Other good spots include the bra (duh), undies, that tiny pocket in the front of jeans that fits a lighter perfectly, and the lining of purses/jackets/makeup bags etc.

Note; if you’re going to a rave or party that you get searched before going into with your stoner guy, make SURE you, the female, takes the weed beforehand and stash it in your tits at the very least. If you don’t, you run a much higher chance of being stuck there with no pot as they tend to search guys a bit more carefully.

Ganja has 0 calories.

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:13:00 -0500

Another one of the best possible ways to work out without it...

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 04:43:31 -0500

Another one of the best possible ways to work out without it feeling like work! Ride a cute cruiser like this, and you can get as dressed up as you like for a low-impact workout that really works! When I lived in Lake Tahoe the summer after junior year, I used to put a bathing suit on under my clothes and bike the eight miles to town, every single day. I’d beach it there and get some books and do the same mish back, and I got so fit! I wasn’t weighing myself, but I’d say I lost around 10, 15 lbs and gained quite a bit of muscle, all the while not stepping foot in a pair of sweats!

On that note, I wish I still had my beach cruiser. It got stolen 2 days before christmas last year. I thourougly suggest you get one ! Christmas is coming up, this is WAY better than an exercise machine.

I CANNOT give you a better instant fix for your weight woes than...

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 03:55:19 -0500

I CANNOT give you a better instant fix for your weight woes than some tall pumps. These are six inch Steve Maddens. I have been known to wear daily heels so I have a high tolerance of them, but if the thought of six inches gives you bunions, go half as high or get boots, which stay on and are super comfy. I swear I could do gymnastics in heeled boots. Heels do everything for your calfs and tighten your abs, but the most important thing to rocking your heels is confidence! Stand and walk as though you have a string pulling you straight up and stand tall. Nobody can ignore that, and it’ll bring your day up so much with all the compliments you’ll get!

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Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:22:46 -0500

It can't be healthy to...

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:19:41 -0500

stongergrl:

mix zoloft, wellbutrin, weed,coffee,and assault (pre-workout)

smoke naked in heels. that is all.

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:04:33 -0500

smoke naked in heels. that is all.

Anything and everything with flavor is better for a stoner. I...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:18:23 -0500

Anything and everything with flavor is better for a stoner. I add lemon juice to my water to make myself drink more water every day. Have your own refillable water bottle and continue to refill it throughout the day to do the counterintuitive action of losing your water weight. You can use those new MiO bottles, but that bright colored water additive can’t be healthy. Be creative, there’s many ways to make your water yummier so you drink more!

Holy shit I want that pipe. On that note, if you get red eyes...

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:04:18 -0500

Holy shit I want that pipe.

On that note, if you get red eyes like these, pick up a bottle of Clear Eyes Maximum Redness Relief at CVS or your local drugstore. I’ve tried all the eyedrops out there after consistent raps junior year for smoking pot during school. That shit is the best and it will give you big, bright eyes worthy of an anime character.

All these followers make me so happy. My blog's just a day old.

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 20:53:32 -0500